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SMH: You Won’t Believe The ‘Plan’ The Left Thought Would Stop Roe From Being Overturned

by Paul Goldberg

The left can’t figure out why they keep losing however, apparently this was their plan.

IQFY is a left-wing feminist blog targeting Millenial women and when the Roe v Wade Supreme Court decision was leaked they had a plan to stop it from overturning.

No this is not a joke, it was very real.

From IQFY:

The leak that appears to show the Supreme Court ready to overturn Roe v. Wade has been confirmed to be real, and the terrible notion that Voldemort has killed Harry Potter and sentenced all of Gryffindor and Hufflepuff to evangelical forced breeding gulag is now setting in for women across the globe.

But it’s important to understand that it’s a leak of a draft. It was leaked to us so we can make a change before it’s actually passed into law. This means organizing. It means fighting Voldemort with every available weapon. And it means raising awareness to women on TikTok who haven’t yet heard the news. And how do you do that? By dancing, of course.

During the Obama years, we had Michelle Obama posting useless Twitter hashtags like #saveourgirls. Under the Biden administration leftist believe that Tik Tok videos are going to save them all.

The blog then posted seven dances to stop SCOTUS from overturning Roe.

First up was the Handmaid’s dance because we know the left loves to play Handmaid’s cosplay.

Next up, is kinda disturbing and we are just going to post the direct excerpt because it’s disturbing.

We had to edit this because we have standards and are just not going to post that kind of stuff, you can click on the link to see for yourself. The brackets were our edits. 

More from IQFY:

Yes, it’s the Wet A** [Alternate word for female midsection] dance. Wet from the remains of a homecooked abortion dripping out after an encounter with a coat hanger!

A coat hanger in a back alley is what most of us will be forced to resort to in a short time if we allow the Supreme Court to pass this garbage. Abortion fatality will go from basically 0 to near medieval levels.

@besperon NEW DANCE ‼️ This is our mood when @iamcardib posted our video on her instagram! @kltkatnat #wap #dance #cardib ♬ WAP(feat. Megan Thee Stallion) – Cardi B

It gets even worse…

Next up is the “gender reveal” which they claim is more of a “format than a dance.” Suggesting that you go on social media showing your pregnancy and promise a big gender reveal.

“Then, have your safe and legal abortion, and reveal ‘It’s… A… BORTED!’”

People did it too…

@guccigang2061 #fyp #whoops #nobaby #abortion ♬ original sound – maestheix

In an update, the internet blog admitted that TikTok “dances may not have been the greatest tactic to get the SCOTUS draft rejected, but please understand that this was part of a greater awareness campaign. Please, also stop attacking us and our writers online.”

SMH: You Won’t Believe The ‘Plan’ The Left Thought Would Stop Roe From Being Overturned

After that apology, we had to go see what the “self-care” tips were.

The blog recommended leftists upset about the decision do a 2-minute breath bubble at least twice a day, take two days off a week and take themselves out on a date alone.

Written by Staff Writer

June 27, 2022

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