So many great one-liners poking fun at Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in just a short video.
For example, eight-year Ava Martinez, aka “Mini-AOC,” is saddened that she may not “be able to drive to Hawaii anymore.”
In this latest video, Ava starts, “Like, hello America, AOC, here again, but this time from Washington, D.C., which is named after our first president — George Washington D.C. Like, I want to tell you about my plan to single-handedly save the planet. I call it the Green New Deal. I picked green because I’m still learning my colors. I came up with my plan after we were watching, like, the most important documentary on climate change. It’s called Ice Age 2: The Meltdown. That’s not me saying it, that’s science.”
She noted, “My Green New Deal will cost, like, 93 trillion dollars. Do you know how much that is? Me neither. Because it’s totally worth it. If sea levels keep rising, we won’t be able to drive to Hawaii any more.”
Sitting in her eco-friendly car, Ava says, “I just got this electric car. it’s eco-friendly and everyone has to drive one under my deal. And that’s why I bought one for my boyfriend, too, illegally, using campaign donations. Well, you bought it for him. I do the same thing to Pelosi and Schumer.”
As long as Ava #miniAOCofficial enjoys doing these videos she will continue to keep making them and as long as #AlexandriaOcasioCortez keeps being #AOC we will have plenty of material to keep making them as well. Thanks again to everyone who had kind things to say about Ava. pic.twitter.com/Je7YojRoXd
— Mini AOC (@miniAOCofficial) May 13, 2019
Here’s the second video she put out…
Ava starts, “Hi, AOC here again, and, like, I’m going to talk about, like, the three branches of the government, which are the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.”
She then pretends her parents leave the room and says, “Please help me. My parents are making me do these videos. They’re crazy right-wingers. They watch Fox News and listen to Rush Limbaugh and some Russian guy named Drumpf. I don’t even know who this ABC lady is. I just want to have a normal childhood like Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. But they think doing these AOC videos will help me get into Harvard so I won’t have to brag my way in and pretend I’m 1/16th Cherokee. Please, send someone. Send ICE, or the FBI — but not James Comey.”
Thanks to everyone who had kind things to say about little AOC (Ava in Orange County). This next video is to the people who looked for any way to be negative, about a sweet, little girl being praised for entertaining & performing, for no other reason than who the subject was. pic.twitter.com/3p11Pmoi94
— SickenTirade (@SICKENLAW) May 1, 2019
The way she mocked freshman AOC was so on-point that she could probably walk into AOC’s office and nobody would know the difference.
Here is the first video she put out not long ago…
“Like, I’m Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, and like, I want to talk about like, climate change, because like, there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change. Like, in July the climate was 96 degrees and in February the climate was 36 degrees. O.M.G. like, that’s a huge change in the climate in only four months.”
“Like, I also want to talk about socialism because socialism is so amazing! Like, socialism is actually short for social media. Did you know that? Like, I use social media so I’m a socialist — and like three of the most successful countries in the world are socialist too. Venezuela, Facebook, and Twitter are all very successful socialist countries.”
— Todd With Trump (@THeinrich22) April 20, 2019
Adding the months and years on her fingers is priceless. This girl deserves to go viral – again.
Let’s go back to a time, not long ago, when AOC admitted that her far-left “Green New Deal” was a “massive government takeover.”
From Daily Wire:
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) lied about her “Green New Deal” on Thursday, saying that it is not a “massive government takeover” hours after admitting the exact opposite.
AOC: “One way that the Right does try to mischaracterize what we’re doing as though it’s like some kind of massive government takeover. Uh, obviously what we’re trying to do is, well obviously it’s not that because what we’re trying to do is release the investments from the federal government to mobilize those resources across the country.”
The funny thing is that Ocasio-Cortez said the exact opposite earlier in the day.
Host Steve Inskeep: “As you know, congresswoman, one reason that people who are politically conservative are skeptical of efforts to combat climate change is that it sounds to them like it requires massive government intervention which they just don’t like. Are you prepared to put on the table that yes, they’re actually right, what this requires is massive government intervention?”
AOC: “It does. It does. Yeah, I have no problem saying that.”
AOC tonight: “One way the Right tries to mischaracterize what we’re doing as though it’s like some kind of massive government takeover…obviously it’s not”
AOC this morning on if her plan requires “massive government intervention”: “It does…Yeah, I have no problem saying that” pic.twitter.com/IDRpeLIrwg
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) February 8, 2019
So, which is it, Alexandria?