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Breaking: Kanye West is running for president I guess

by J.C McCallum

As if things couldn’t get any weirder, Kanye West is running for president:

Oh, OK. Well you’ve already acknowledged that you suffer from mental illness, so actually that totally fits 2020 energy actually. Then there’s this:

Er… what? The. Heck.

At the risk of repeating my errors from 2016, I think this will go no where. The only people who like Kanye West now are Trumpers, and they already have a candidate. All of the people who aren’t voting for Trump hate Kanye for wearing a Trump hat. On the other hand, given our universe’s recent of schizophrenia, I guess the smart bet is that he’s our next president. Why not.

UPDATE: I forgot to remind you that this happened:

I don’t… END UPDATE

Have an open thread. Because everything is insane.

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